“You don’t need a 30-day streak. You need one day where you actually drink water, put your laundry in the hamper instead of the ‘laundry chair,’ and close the 47 browser tabs you’ve been ‘saving for later.’ That’s it. That’s the whole system. You’re not building a habit, you’re just not being a disaster for 24 hours. Do it again tomorrow and suddenly your mom will say ‘you’ve been so responsible lately’ and you’ll know you’ve peaked.”